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这是谁跟谁在吵？

朔方节度使 写了： 2026年 9月 12日 12:04

这是谁跟谁在吵？

像是小领导跟保安吵

麻痹保安的英语都这么溜

jasonism 写了： 2026年 9月 12日 14:33

麻痹保安的英语都这么溜

现在好多保安是硕士，

Lady：
听不懂人话吗？ (can you understand human language?)
昨天都说了开会开会！ (I told you yesterday there's a meeting, a meeting!)
你为什么不在？(Why weren't you there?)

Chad:
STFU
每次开会都不提前通知 (You never notify us about meetings in advance)
我都快到家了才收到news (I was almost home when I got the news)
干嘛 (What’s your deal? )
你喜欢打游击啊? (are you playing guerrilla tactics?)

Lady：
你要是有什么事情你可以请假！ (If you have something going on, you can ask for leave!)
一声不吭就走 (you leave without a word)
你什么意思啊？(can you explain yourself?)

Chad:
STFU
我是牛马吗 (Am I a workhorse?)
下班时间还要跟你请假 (I still need to ask for leave from you even after work hours)
我不用回家dine的吗 (I don't need to go home and dine?)

Lady：
你加个半小时班再回家吃饭不行吗？(Can’t you work an extra half hour and then go home to eat?)

Chad:
STFU
You say say
One day day
Just know draw pie
开完会吃完你画的饼 (After finishing the meeting and eating the bullpie you drew)
我回家还能吃得下饭吗？(how will I still be able to eat when I get home?)

Cameraman：
这人才XD （This guy is something XD）

Lady：
你不要整天跟我在这边飙英文（Stop showing off your English to me all day）
谁不会108个英文字母吗？ (Who doesn’t know 108 English letters?)
ABCDEFG!

Chad:
就你还108个字母 (It's you who's 108 letters)
我看你是被武松打的母老虎！ (I think you’re the tigress who was beaten by Wu Song!)