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做人最重要是开心，要不要煮碗面给你吃？
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#43 Re: 做人最重要是开心，要不要煮碗面给你吃？
这个月全世界82亿人口了 一看就是没有饿过的温室出来的 还做人最重要是开心
下个月就是做人最重要是不要饿死了
下个月就是做人最重要是不要饿死了
草你特铐谱祖宗十八代加后十八代 你踏马的去死吧
#44 Re: 做人最重要是开心，要不要煮碗面给你吃？
jerryzhang 写了： 2025年 1月 2日 18:02 还有那个 ‘一家人整整齐齐比什么都好’，以前听这些，都跟看笑话似的。
年少时喜欢的女生也是漂亮的 高大上的，向往的也是北京这种大城市。现在才明白一些，生活不过如此
简单的幸福 才是应该的追求。可是回不去了，想想那些错过的长相普通，但是可以贤妻良母的女生
还有可能的幸福生活，晚上我是不是要哭一下 人生后悔的事莫过如此啊，曾经给个机会在你面前．．．
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#46 Re: 做人最重要是开心，要不要煮碗面给你吃？
华人教会就是大陆的居委会
如果你家被人烧杀抢掠了，你把这个故事告诉你子孙就是仇恨教育，那么跟随施暴者一起贴这个标签的xx和施暴者一样可恶
凡所有相，皆是虚妄
#47 Re: 做人最重要是开心，要不要煮碗面给你吃？
我是真心觉得没在教会找老婆是个错误
不太了解为什么你有这让的比较。
“Information is power. But like all power, there are those who want to keep it for themselves.” ― Aaron Swartz
在新水木看到的有哲理的回答
月收入 1 万是个什么样的水平？拿的人能接受，看的人说 “活不下去” 的水平。
可怜的美华。上半辈子折腾美国签证，下半辈子折腾中国签证。
在新水木看到的有哲理的回答
月收入 1 万是个什么样的水平？拿的人能接受，看的人说 “活不下去” 的水平。
可怜的美华。上半辈子折腾美国签证，下半辈子折腾中国签证。
#48 Re: 做人最重要是开心，要不要煮碗面给你吃？
解决华人的各种挑战：感情，工作，情绪，婚恋，等等
现在你也可以来教会找啊，每年都有新来的小妹子
现在你也可以来教会找啊，每年都有新来的小妹子
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如果你家被人烧杀抢掠了，你把这个故事告诉你子孙就是仇恨教育，那么跟随施暴者一起贴这个标签的xx和施暴者一样可恶
凡所有相，皆是虚妄
#54 Re: 做人最重要是开心，要不要煮碗面给你吃？
谢谢版主的建议! 可能是我岳父太优秀了(公司老总,饭菜也烧得好吃,动手能力也强),我老婆总拿我跟她爸(即我岳父)比。我虽然觉得自己也很优秀,但也架不住她总拿我跟她爸比。
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#55 Re: 做人最重要是开心，要不要煮碗面给你吃？
你老婆欠抽，你要使劲抽她，显示你的男人气概，否则被她拿捏，死定了，一辈子，不要翻身qiaka 写了： 2025年 1月 2日 22:13 谢谢版主的建议! 可能是我岳父太优秀了(公司老总,饭菜也烧得好吃,动手能力也强),我老婆总拿我跟她爸(即我岳父)比。我虽然觉得自己也很优秀,但也架不住她总拿我跟她爸比。
#56 Re: 做人最重要是开心，要不要煮碗面给你吃？
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1.。Never clean your room: Does a bear clean its cave?
2.。Keep no books or written words in your home: Reading is feminine and will shrink your testicles.
3。Eat raw organ meat straight out of a freshly killed animal: Just like our ancestors.
4。If a woman says "Hi" to you, punch her in the face: Otherwise, you just seem needy and pathetic.
5。Show no affection toward kids: It shows weakness and is a distraction from you achieving your goals. Women love focus.
6。Cuddle with other men: To absorb their excess testosterone.
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9。Find a nerd, carry him in your jaws to your prize woman, and lay him at her feet: Studies show women respond to this universal sign of interest.
10。Don't ever ask her what she wants for dinner: Be an alpha and force-feed her a 28 oz ribeye.
11。Never speak to a woman who is past the age of fertility: Not worth your time.
12。Come to think of it, just avoid women at all costs: Because they love men, which is gay.
1.。Never clean your room: Does a bear clean its cave?
2.。Keep no books or written words in your home: Reading is feminine and will shrink your testicles.
3。Eat raw organ meat straight out of a freshly killed animal: Just like our ancestors.
4。If a woman says "Hi" to you, punch her in the face: Otherwise, you just seem needy and pathetic.
5。Show no affection toward kids: It shows weakness and is a distraction from you achieving your goals. Women love focus.
6。Cuddle with other men: To absorb their excess testosterone.
7。Spend hours in the gym with other muscular, vascular, bronzed-up alphas with the sweat glistening from their pumped chests: If you don't, you're gay.
8。Show her your prize kettlebell: If she responds well, she may tour your bull testicle freezer and entire selfie collection.
9。Find a nerd, carry him in your jaws to your prize woman, and lay him at her feet: Studies show women respond to this universal sign of interest.
10。Don't ever ask her what she wants for dinner: Be an alpha and force-feed her a 28 oz ribeye.
11。Never speak to a woman who is past the age of fertility: Not worth your time.
12。Come to think of it, just avoid women at all costs: Because they love men, which is gay.
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#57 Re: 做人最重要是开心，要不要煮碗面给你吃？
如果只是想解决这些问题
有各种培训，成功课程，心理辅导
没有必要去教会
圣经告诉我们的是人和神的关系是什么
教会是信神的人的聚集
教会要解决的问题是
人如何这堕落的世界顺从神
我说后悔没在教会找老婆是因为圣经上
讲得清清楚楚“信与不信不能共付一轭”
在国内时牧师也不断告诫我
可惜我当时觉得结婚了很容易带她信主
难呀
“Information is power. But like all power, there are those who want to keep it for themselves.” ― Aaron Swartz
在新水木看到的有哲理的回答
月收入 1 万是个什么样的水平？拿的人能接受，看的人说 “活不下去” 的水平。
可怜的美华。上半辈子折腾美国签证，下半辈子折腾中国签证。
在新水木看到的有哲理的回答
月收入 1 万是个什么样的水平？拿的人能接受，看的人说 “活不下去” 的水平。
可怜的美华。上半辈子折腾美国签证，下半辈子折腾中国签证。
