长:买了辆20块钱的Porche

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#1 长:买了辆20块钱的Porche

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"Where did that car come from?" his parents yell, shocked.

"I bought it today," the boy replies calmly.

"With what money, my boy?" his mother exclaims. "We know how much a Porsche costs, and you can't afford it!"

"Well, it's used, and I got a good deal," the boy says. "I paid $20 for it."

"Who would sell a car like that for $20?!"

"The lady down the street," he replies. "I don't know her name, she just moved. She ordered a pizza, and when I delivered it to her, she asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for $20."

The parents, in disbelief, rush to their new neighbor for an explanation. They find her calmly planting flowers in the yard.

"We are the parents of the boy to whom you sold a Porsche for $20," says the father. "We would like an explanation!"
A 17-year-old boy who works part-time at Pizza Hut pulls up to their house, parking a beautiful Porsche. Of course, his parents know that he couldn't have earned enough from his after-school job to afford such a car

"Well," says the woman, still planting flowers, "I got a call from my husband this morning. I thought he was on a business trip in Florida, but apparently he ran off to Hawaii with his secretary and has no intention of coming back."

"But what does this have to do with selling our son a Porsche for $20?" asks the mother, completely confused.

The neighbor smiles broadly, pauses for a moment, and says,

"Well, my husband asked me to sell him his new Porsche and send him the money.

So I did."
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#2 Re: 长:买了辆20块钱的Porche

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#3 Re: 长:买了辆20块钱的Porche

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这才应该是故事的第一段: A 17-year-old boy who works part-time at Pizza Hut pulls up to their house, parking a beautiful Porsche. Of course, his parents know that he couldn't have earned enough from his after-school job to afford such a car
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#4 Re: 长:买了辆20块钱的Porche

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Mountainlion 写了: 2025年 5月 25日 18:13 图片

"Where did that car come from?" his parents yell, shocked.

"I bought it today," the boy replies calmly.

"With what money, my boy?" his mother exclaims. "We know how much a Porsche costs, and you can't afford it!"

"Well, it's used, and I got a good deal," the boy says. "I paid $20 for it."

"Who would sell a car like that for $20?!"

"The lady down the street," he replies. "I don't know her name, she just moved. She ordered a pizza, and when I delivered it to her, she asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for $20."

The parents, in disbelief, rush to their new neighbor for an explanation. They find her calmly planting flowers in the yard.

"We are the parents of the boy to whom you sold a Porsche for $20," says the father. "We would like an explanation!"
A 17-year-old boy who works part-time at Pizza Hut pulls up to their house, parking a beautiful Porsche. Of course, his parents know that he couldn't have earned enough from his after-school job to afford such a car

"Well," says the woman, still planting flowers, "I got a call from my husband this morning. I thought he was on a business trip in Florida, but apparently he ran off to Hawaii with his secretary and has no intention of coming back."

"But what does this have to do with selling our son a Porsche for $20?" asks the mother, completely confused.

The neighbor smiles broadly, pauses for a moment, and says,

"Well, my husband asked me to sell him his new Porsche and send him the money.

So I did."
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#5 Re: 长:买了辆20块钱的Porche

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ShuiNi 写了: 2025年 5月 26日 13:35 这个wife没有借机和17岁的男孩来一炮?
未成年,犯法。
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#6 Re: 长:买了辆20块钱的Porche

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pspsps 写了: 2025年 5月 26日 13:54 未成年,犯法。
有的州Age of consent 是16岁。
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