3名华人在美盗窃樱桃被捕！身份曝光，保释金高达百万，评论炸锅
“震惊！三位华人长辈在美实现‘樱桃自由’，代价是百万保释金+铁窗泪！”
近日，美国加州三名华人因盗窃樱桃被捕的新闻，让全网笑到劈叉又气到心梗。本以为是“大妈偷菜” 的老年组小剧场，结果变成 “跨国盗窃团伙” 的犯罪片。
网友辣评：“建议把片名取为《樱桃的诱惑：从采摘到踩缝纫机的距离》！”
6月1日中午，加州圣华金县果园惊现“樱桃大盗”——64岁的郭伟、62岁的黄健、52岁的李玲开车入园，光天化日之下采摘20箱樱桃（价值约2000 美元），还顺手破坏了灌溉系统和樱桃树。
被抓时三人眼神淡定，估计心里还琢磨：“这不就跟国内摘邻居家桃子一样吗？能咋地？”
结果美国警察教他们重新做人：三人因破坏公物、盗窃、合谋犯罪被捕，每人保释金15万美元（合计超百万人民币），可能面临一年监禁。
网友算了笔账：“一箱樱桃100美元，偷20箱花2000美元，保释金却是樱桃的75 倍！这投资回报率，比美股暴跌还刺激！”
更炸裂的是警方在车里搜出的账簿——上面记录着加州多个县的“盗窃战绩”。原来这仨人是“跨州盗窃团伙”，专挑天灾减产的果园下手，偷完就去小摊卖“廉价水果”。
今年加州樱桃因天灾减产，果农刚申请“灾害救助”，他们就来“雪上加霜”，气得果农在论坛骂：“这哪是偷樱桃？分明是偷我们的救命钱！”
有网友模仿他们的内心独白：“来都来了，不摘白不摘；摘都摘了，不破坏白不破坏；破坏都破坏了，不多偷点亏了……这逻辑，建议去参加《奇葩说》！”
被捕时三人的 “从容眼神” 火了—— 没有惊慌失措，没有痛哭流涕，反而透着 “来都来了” 的淡定。
网友调侃：“这眼神，像极了在小区超市顺走两颗葱被抓的样子：‘多大点事儿？至于吗？’”
但美国法律不吃这一套：在国内，偷水果可能被批评教育；在美国，“有组织盗窃”“跨州销赃” 都是重罪。
有在美华人无奈吐槽：“每次出这种事，我们都得跟着挨骂‘华人小偷’，真是一颗老鼠屎坏了一锅粥！”
这起案件撕开了部分海外华人的“小聪明滤镜”——有人觉得“偷点水果没啥”，却不知在国外可能面临巨额罚款甚至监禁；有人仗着 “语言不通”“文化不同” 投机取巧，却忘了法律面前人人平等。
正如在美留学生所说：“别把‘自由美利坚’当成‘随便美利坚’，在这里，连樱桃树都有尊严！”
更讽刺的是，三人可能并非穷困潦倒——能在美长期生活，多少有点家底，却偏偏选择 “偷樱桃致富”，结果“捡了芝麻丢了西瓜”，还连累全体华人被贴上 “小偷” 标签。
网友痛心疾首：“想体验田园生活，去农场当志愿者不好吗？非要用手铐解锁‘采摘新姿势’？”
这场荒诞的“樱桃劫”，给所有海外华人敲响警钟：在别人的土地上，就得遵守别人的规则。无论是20箱樱桃，还是2000美元，都不该成为挑战法律的理由。
正如网友所说：“自由不是想干啥就干啥，而是不想干啥就有能力不干 —— 比如不想偷樱桃，就堂堂正正买着吃！”
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#3 Re: 勤劳勇敢的走线华左帮农民收樱桃遭遇种族歧视
这个肯定是翻墙不成走线无门的编的故事。赖美豪中 写了： 2025年 6月 10日 13:10 3名华人在美盗窃樱桃被捕！身份曝光，保释金高达百万，评论炸锅
“震惊！三位华人长辈在美实现‘樱桃自由’，代价是百万保释金+铁窗泪！”
近日，美国加州三名华人因盗窃樱桃被捕的新闻，让全网笑到劈叉又气到心梗。本以为是“大妈偷菜” 的老年组小剧场，结果变成 “跨国盗窃团伙” 的犯罪片。
网友辣评：“建议把片名取为《樱桃的诱惑：从采摘到踩缝纫机的距离》！”
6月1日中午，加州圣华金县果园惊现“樱桃大盗”——64岁的郭伟、62岁的黄健、52岁的李玲开车入园，光天化日之下采摘20箱樱桃（价值约2000 美元），还顺手破坏了灌溉系统和樱桃树。
被抓时三人眼神淡定，估计心里还琢磨：“这不就跟国内摘邻居家桃子一样吗？能咋地？”
结果美国警察教他们重新做人：三人因破坏公物、盗窃、合谋犯罪被捕，每人保释金15万美元（合计超百万人民币），可能面临一年监禁。
网友算了笔账：“一箱樱桃100美元，偷20箱花2000美元，保释金却是樱桃的75 倍！这投资回报率，比美股暴跌还刺激！”
更炸裂的是警方在车里搜出的账簿——上面记录着加州多个县的“盗窃战绩”。原来这仨人是“跨州盗窃团伙”，专挑天灾减产的果园下手，偷完就去小摊卖“廉价水果”。
今年加州樱桃因天灾减产，果农刚申请“灾害救助”，他们就来“雪上加霜”，气得果农在论坛骂：“这哪是偷樱桃？分明是偷我们的救命钱！”
有网友模仿他们的内心独白：“来都来了，不摘白不摘；摘都摘了，不破坏白不破坏；破坏都破坏了，不多偷点亏了……这逻辑，建议去参加《奇葩说》！”
被捕时三人的 “从容眼神” 火了—— 没有惊慌失措，没有痛哭流涕，反而透着 “来都来了” 的淡定。
网友调侃：“这眼神，像极了在小区超市顺走两颗葱被抓的样子：‘多大点事儿？至于吗？’”
但美国法律不吃这一套：在国内，偷水果可能被批评教育；在美国，“有组织盗窃”“跨州销赃” 都是重罪。
有在美华人无奈吐槽：“每次出这种事，我们都得跟着挨骂‘华人小偷’，真是一颗老鼠屎坏了一锅粥！”
这起案件撕开了部分海外华人的“小聪明滤镜”——有人觉得“偷点水果没啥”，却不知在国外可能面临巨额罚款甚至监禁；有人仗着 “语言不通”“文化不同” 投机取巧，却忘了法律面前人人平等。
正如在美留学生所说：“别把‘自由美利坚’当成‘随便美利坚’，在这里，连樱桃树都有尊严！”
更讽刺的是，三人可能并非穷困潦倒——能在美长期生活，多少有点家底，却偏偏选择 “偷樱桃致富”，结果“捡了芝麻丢了西瓜”，还连累全体华人被贴上 “小偷” 标签。
网友痛心疾首：“想体验田园生活，去农场当志愿者不好吗？非要用手铐解锁‘采摘新姿势’？”
这场荒诞的“樱桃劫”，给所有海外华人敲响警钟：在别人的土地上，就得遵守别人的规则。无论是20箱樱桃，还是2000美元，都不该成为挑战法律的理由。
正如网友所说：“自由不是想干啥就干啥，而是不想干啥就有能力不干 —— 比如不想偷樱桃，就堂堂正正买着吃！”
发布于：四川
#4 Re: 勤劳勇敢的走线华左帮农民收樱桃遭遇种族歧视
应该不是编的。我们这边有跑到海边偷植物的
赖美豪中 写了： 2025年 6月 10日 13:10 3名华人在美盗窃樱桃被捕！身份曝光，保释金高达百万，评论炸锅
“震惊！三位华人长辈在美实现‘樱桃自由’，代价是百万保释金+铁窗泪！”
近日，美国加州三名华人因盗窃樱桃被捕的新闻，让全网笑到劈叉又气到心梗。本以为是“大妈偷菜” 的老年组小剧场，结果变成 “跨国盗窃团伙” 的犯罪片。
网友辣评：“建议把片名取为《樱桃的诱惑：从采摘到踩缝纫机的距离》！”
6月1日中午，加州圣华金县果园惊现“樱桃大盗”——64岁的郭伟、62岁的黄健、52岁的李玲开车入园，光天化日之下采摘20箱樱桃（价值约2000 美元），还顺手破坏了灌溉系统和樱桃树。
被抓时三人眼神淡定，估计心里还琢磨：“这不就跟国内摘邻居家桃子一样吗？能咋地？”
结果美国警察教他们重新做人：三人因破坏公物、盗窃、合谋犯罪被捕，每人保释金15万美元（合计超百万人民币），可能面临一年监禁。
网友算了笔账：“一箱樱桃100美元，偷20箱花2000美元，保释金却是樱桃的75 倍！这投资回报率，比美股暴跌还刺激！”
更炸裂的是警方在车里搜出的账簿——上面记录着加州多个县的“盗窃战绩”。原来这仨人是“跨州盗窃团伙”，专挑天灾减产的果园下手，偷完就去小摊卖“廉价水果”。
今年加州樱桃因天灾减产，果农刚申请“灾害救助”，他们就来“雪上加霜”，气得果农在论坛骂：“这哪是偷樱桃？分明是偷我们的救命钱！”
有网友模仿他们的内心独白：“来都来了，不摘白不摘；摘都摘了，不破坏白不破坏；破坏都破坏了，不多偷点亏了……这逻辑，建议去参加《奇葩说》！”
被捕时三人的 “从容眼神” 火了—— 没有惊慌失措，没有痛哭流涕，反而透着 “来都来了” 的淡定。
网友调侃：“这眼神，像极了在小区超市顺走两颗葱被抓的样子：‘多大点事儿？至于吗？’”
但美国法律不吃这一套：在国内，偷水果可能被批评教育；在美国，“有组织盗窃”“跨州销赃” 都是重罪。
有在美华人无奈吐槽：“每次出这种事，我们都得跟着挨骂‘华人小偷’，真是一颗老鼠屎坏了一锅粥！”
这起案件撕开了部分海外华人的“小聪明滤镜”——有人觉得“偷点水果没啥”，却不知在国外可能面临巨额罚款甚至监禁；有人仗着 “语言不通”“文化不同” 投机取巧，却忘了法律面前人人平等。
正如在美留学生所说：“别把‘自由美利坚’当成‘随便美利坚’，在这里，连樱桃树都有尊严！”
更讽刺的是，三人可能并非穷困潦倒——能在美长期生活，多少有点家底，却偏偏选择 “偷樱桃致富”，结果“捡了芝麻丢了西瓜”，还连累全体华人被贴上 “小偷” 标签。
网友痛心疾首：“想体验田园生活，去农场当志愿者不好吗？非要用手铐解锁‘采摘新姿势’？”
这场荒诞的“樱桃劫”，给所有海外华人敲响警钟：在别人的土地上，就得遵守别人的规则。无论是20箱樱桃，还是2000美元，都不该成为挑战法律的理由。
正如网友所说：“自由不是想干啥就干啥，而是不想干啥就有能力不干 —— 比如不想偷樱桃，就堂堂正正买着吃！”
发布于：四川
#5 Re: 勤劳勇敢的走线华左帮农民收樱桃遭遇种族歧视
https://stocktonia.org/news/public-safe ... r-growers/
Cherry thefts add to an already awful year for growers
A man smiles in front of a brick wall.
by Chris Woodyard • Stocktonia
June 2, 2025, 11:22 a.m.
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Close-up of ripe red cherries with green leaves.
This year's cherry crop is expected to be significantly reduced. (Photo by Brian Prechtel/U.S. Department of Agriculture)
Given what a miserable year this has become for cherry growers, about the last thing they need is to be victimized by thieves.
Yet that’s what the San Joaquin County Sheriff’s Office says they discovered after deputies checked on a report of agricultural theft near Waterloo and Fairchild roads, northeast of Stockton.
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San Joaquin County Sheriff’s deputies arrested three people in connection with a report of agricultural theft near Waterloo and Fairchild roads, northeast of Stockton. (Photo courtesy of San Joaquin County Sheriff’s Office)
Deputies said Sunday on social media that they found three people in the middle of plucking the precious crimson orbs in an orchard. And not just a few cherries, but a lot.
Deputies say the trio bucketed about $2,000 worth of cherries – and caused about $2,000 damage to the orchard in the process. In addition, deputies say they found ledgers indicating the three were stealing from other orchards around the state, then hawking their ill-gotten gains at fruit stands.
The three arrested were identified by the Sheriff’s Office as Ling Li, Jian Huang and Wei Guo. They were booked on felony charges that included suspicion of theft, conspiracy and agricultural crimes.
Thousands of dollars in cash was confiscated, and their vehicle was towed, the Sheriff’s Office said.
“Let this be a reminder: crime doesn’t pay … especially when the cherries aren’t yours,” the office wrote in its post.
Even when the cherries are yours, growing has been a tough way to make a living lately.
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County Agricultural Commissioner Kamal Bagri sought a “Cherry Disaster Declaration” from the state Office of Emergency Services last month after predicting a 43.41% decrease in the crop. The trees weren’t producing their usual bounty – typically harvested during peak season in May and June – because of last summer’s record heat and other troubles.
Normally, cherries are the fourth most valuable crop in San Joaquin County.
To help growers, U.S. Rep. Josh Harder, D-Tracy, announced that the U.S. Department of Agriculture would be purchasing $3 million of dried sweet cherries.
Before you go ...
Cherry thefts add to an already awful year for growers
A man smiles in front of a brick wall.
by Chris Woodyard • Stocktonia
June 2, 2025, 11:22 a.m.
Email Facebook LinkedIn Threads Reddit
Close-up of ripe red cherries with green leaves.
This year's cherry crop is expected to be significantly reduced. (Photo by Brian Prechtel/U.S. Department of Agriculture)
Given what a miserable year this has become for cherry growers, about the last thing they need is to be victimized by thieves.
Yet that’s what the San Joaquin County Sheriff’s Office says they discovered after deputies checked on a report of agricultural theft near Waterloo and Fairchild roads, northeast of Stockton.
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Cardboard boxes with leafy greens in front of a large agricultural machine on a farm.
San Joaquin County Sheriff’s deputies arrested three people in connection with a report of agricultural theft near Waterloo and Fairchild roads, northeast of Stockton. (Photo courtesy of San Joaquin County Sheriff’s Office)
Deputies said Sunday on social media that they found three people in the middle of plucking the precious crimson orbs in an orchard. And not just a few cherries, but a lot.
Deputies say the trio bucketed about $2,000 worth of cherries – and caused about $2,000 damage to the orchard in the process. In addition, deputies say they found ledgers indicating the three were stealing from other orchards around the state, then hawking their ill-gotten gains at fruit stands.
The three arrested were identified by the Sheriff’s Office as Ling Li, Jian Huang and Wei Guo. They were booked on felony charges that included suspicion of theft, conspiracy and agricultural crimes.
Thousands of dollars in cash was confiscated, and their vehicle was towed, the Sheriff’s Office said.
“Let this be a reminder: crime doesn’t pay … especially when the cherries aren’t yours,” the office wrote in its post.
Even when the cherries are yours, growing has been a tough way to make a living lately.
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County Agricultural Commissioner Kamal Bagri sought a “Cherry Disaster Declaration” from the state Office of Emergency Services last month after predicting a 43.41% decrease in the crop. The trees weren’t producing their usual bounty – typically harvested during peak season in May and June – because of last summer’s record heat and other troubles.
Normally, cherries are the fourth most valuable crop in San Joaquin County.
To help growers, U.S. Rep. Josh Harder, D-Tracy, announced that the U.S. Department of Agriculture would be purchasing $3 million of dried sweet cherries.
Before you go ...
If printing money would end poverty, printing diplomas would end stupidity.
#7 Re: 勤劳勇敢的走线华左帮农民收樱桃遭遇种族歧视
不是说故事真假，是这个写作手法。赖美豪中 写了： 2025年 6月 10日 13:23 https://stocktonia.org/news/public-safe ... r-growers/
Cherry thefts add to an already awful year for growers
A man smiles in front of a brick wall.
by Chris Woodyard • Stocktonia
June 2, 2025, 11:22 a.m.
Email Facebook LinkedIn Threads Reddit
Close-up of ripe red cherries with green leaves.
This year's cherry crop is expected to be significantly reduced. (Photo by Brian Prechtel/U.S. Department of Agriculture)
Given what a miserable year this has become for cherry growers, about the last thing they need is to be victimized by thieves.
Yet that’s what the San Joaquin County Sheriff’s Office says they discovered after deputies checked on a report of agricultural theft near Waterloo and Fairchild roads, northeast of Stockton.
Colorful flowers on a black background
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Cardboard boxes with leafy greens in front of a large agricultural machine on a farm.
San Joaquin County Sheriff’s deputies arrested three people in connection with a report of agricultural theft near Waterloo and Fairchild roads, northeast of Stockton. (Photo courtesy of San Joaquin County Sheriff’s Office)
Deputies said Sunday on social media that they found three people in the middle of plucking the precious crimson orbs in an orchard. And not just a few cherries, but a lot.
Deputies say the trio bucketed about $2,000 worth of cherries – and caused about $2,000 damage to the orchard in the process. In addition, deputies say they found ledgers indicating the three were stealing from other orchards around the state, then hawking their ill-gotten gains at fruit stands.
The three arrested were identified by the Sheriff’s Office as Ling Li, Jian Huang and Wei Guo. They were booked on felony charges that included suspicion of theft, conspiracy and agricultural crimes.
Thousands of dollars in cash was confiscated, and their vehicle was towed, the Sheriff’s Office said.
“Let this be a reminder: crime doesn’t pay … especially when the cherries aren’t yours,” the office wrote in its post.
Even when the cherries are yours, growing has been a tough way to make a living lately.
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County Agricultural Commissioner Kamal Bagri sought a “Cherry Disaster Declaration” from the state Office of Emergency Services last month after predicting a 43.41% decrease in the crop. The trees weren’t producing their usual bounty – typically harvested during peak season in May and June – because of last summer’s record heat and other troubles.
Normally, cherries are the fourth most valuable crop in San Joaquin County.
To help growers, U.S. Rep. Josh Harder, D-Tracy, announced that the U.S. Department of Agriculture would be purchasing $3 million of dried sweet cherries.
Before you go ...
比如说
‘’结果美国警察教他们重新做人：三人因破坏公物、盗窃、合谋犯罪被捕，每人保释金15万美元（合计超百万人民币），可能面临一年监禁。‘
关警察屁事。
’
#9 Re: 勤劳勇敢的走线华左帮农民收樱桃遭遇种族歧视
我和你赌$100块这三人是黄右
华人老年人乌泱泱的黄右
老人院的投票记录、不是瞎编的， 100个老人，可能有2-3人投票哈里斯，剩下全是川普
有些人子女是民主党，怎么说都不听、一定要投川普
还有就是零元购是个川粉谣言、如果是民主党的。大多了解执法过程，知道所谓零元购根本不存在、都是要没收立案罚款，无非如果你一无所有没得罚就是了
但是川粉信，加州有个黄川粉零元购了$40多就被判四年的，因为最后判定属于抢劫、不是偷窃
华人老年人乌泱泱的黄右
老人院的投票记录、不是瞎编的， 100个老人，可能有2-3人投票哈里斯，剩下全是川普
有些人子女是民主党，怎么说都不听、一定要投川普
还有就是零元购是个川粉谣言、如果是民主党的。大多了解执法过程，知道所谓零元购根本不存在、都是要没收立案罚款，无非如果你一无所有没得罚就是了
但是川粉信，加州有个黄川粉零元购了$40多就被判四年的，因为最后判定属于抢劫、不是偷窃
#10 Re: 勤劳勇敢的走线华左帮农民收樱桃遭遇种族歧视
属实。一般上过大学，读得懂英文的，智商超过80的，就不会投票给川脯了。lilyamao 写了： 2025年 6月 10日 14:41 我和你赌$100块这三人是黄右
华人老年人乌泱泱的黄右
老人院的投票记录、不是瞎编的， 100个老人，可能有2-3人投票哈里斯，剩下全是川普
有些人子女是民主党，怎么说都不听、一定要投川普
还有就是零元购是个川粉谣言、如果是民主党的。大多了解执法过程，知道所谓零元购根本不存在、都是要没收立案罚款，无非如果你一无所有没得罚就是了
但是川粉信，加州有个黄川粉零元购了$40多就被判四年的，因为最后判定属于抢劫、不是偷窃
#12 Re: 勤劳勇敢的走线华左帮农民收樱桃遭遇种族歧视
网友算了笔账：“一箱樱桃100美元，偷20箱花2000美元，保释金却是樱桃的75 倍！这投资回报率，比美股暴跌还刺激！”,
这文章, 连保释金是什么都不懂.保释金不是罚款,只是押金
这文章, 连保释金是什么都不懂.保释金不是罚款,只是押金
#15 Re: 勤劳勇敢的走线华左帮农民收樱桃遭遇种族歧视
你们真会玩啊
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