真TM尴尬

[huangchong]

把裤子褪到脚面？

https://www.douban.com/note/655697393/? ... 580FFZoKmF
为什么电影里老外上厕所总把裤子褪到脚踝？

为什么电影里老外上厕所裤子总是脱到脚踝甚至拖到地上？公厕又脏又冷，看上去也很变态，而且被黑帮爆头也显得特别不体面，光溜着大腿就挂了像话吗。

[Dididada]

Yes. Have you observed people's feet from below the toilet doors?

没去注意过这个哎……
至少我不会这样

[Bluesky]

天冷，今天把秋裤穿反了，找不到出口拉尿，在公司只能解开皮带脱裤子。

在大号的单间里换一下呗，多大的事儿啊。。。。

[huangchong]

没去注意过这个哎……
至少我不会这样

if you do this, you can figure out which stall is free, which is very useful.

[bouncingball]

那个预留的洞我从来不用，一直是把裤子褪到脚面尿，听说这种行为很白人

这个都是鸡巴短或者木球的货才会这么做，嘿嘿！

[huangchong]

这个都是鸡巴短或者木球的货才会这么做，嘿嘿！

When I was young, that is, when my dick was still pale and hairless, i did use that hole. But I don't think my dick was longer then.

[bouncingball]

When I was young, that is, when my dick was still pale and hairless, i did use that hole. But I don't think my dick was longer then.

鸡巴毛都能长过鸡巴，真鸡巴真够短的，嘿嘿！

[Bluesky]

天冷，今天把秋裤穿反了，找不到出口拉尿，在公司只能解开皮带脱裤子。

在大号的单间里换一下呗，多大的事儿啊。。。。

[huangchong]

鸡巴毛都能长过鸡巴，真鸡巴真够短的，嘿嘿！

it is a grower, not a shower

[Dididada]

if you do this, you can figure out which stall is free, which is very useful.

好吧…
不过这种情况还是少数吧？

[huangchong]

好吧…
不过这种情况还是少数吧？

a skill won't compress your body

[Dididada]

a skill won't compress your body

好，学到了！

[Savage]

天冷，今天把秋裤穿反了，找不到出口拉尿，在公司只能解开皮带脱裤子。

只能建议这位兄弟换个公司吧：

1） 暖气都不开足，需要秋裤，没钱途
2）要不就是没自己停车场，需要秋裤，没钱途

[Savage]

if you do this, you can figure out which stall is free, which is very useful.

敢问兄台更喜欢左边的还是右边的款式？

[shanghaibaba]

https://www.douban.com/note/655697393/? ... 580FFZoKmF
为什么电影里老外上厕所总把裤子褪到脚踝？

为什么电影里老外上厕所裤子总是脱到脚踝甚至拖到地上？公厕又脏又冷，看上去也很变态，而且被黑帮爆头也显得特别不体面，光溜着大腿就挂了像话吗。

尼玛，悲伤蛙早就说过这个问题了。无他，feel good。
裤子放到底，感觉就是爽。

[huangchong]

敢问兄台更喜欢左边的还是右边的款式？

i'd like to try both

[Savage]

i'd like to try both

赞！正确的成年人的生活态度。。。

[huangchong]

赞！正确的成年人的生活态度。。。

135 left, 246 right, sunday nothing.

[Savage]

135 left, 246 right, sunday nothing.

刚刚夸完你，就拉垮了。难道不应该是： 135 left, 246 right, Sunday with both？

[huangchong]

刚刚夸完你，就拉垮了。难道不应该是： 135 left, 246 right, Sunday with both？

穿两条勒得慌