抄个黄笑话。vagina and university

[Nameless]

the vagina is a lot like a university:

you got to be accepted;

And much like university, easier to get in if you have a lot of money.

You like well, ' how'd that guy get in? he doesn't have any money.'
Well... he's an athlete.

[BCQ1]

不是很黄啊

[lilyamao]

[wyseman]

刚看到的时候还以为是要取笑virginia university呢

[YWY]

the vagina is a lot like a university:

you got to be accepted;

And much like university, easier to get in if you have a lot of money.

You like well, ' how'd that guy get in? he doesn't have any money.'
Well... he's an athlete.

Q: he is neither rich nor an athlete. how did that nerd get in?
A: he can stay UP all night long.

[BCQ1]

PARTY UNIVERSITY, 他喝吐了自己会爬着出去

[montauk]

还是中文来劲

你以为你上了大学，其实是大学上了你

[huangchong]

the vagina is a lot like a university:

you got to be accepted;

And much like university, easier to get in if you have a lot of money.

You like well, ' how'd that guy get in? he doesn't have any money.'
Well... he's an athlete.

大学强行进入 也没什么用 但是不犯法

[Skl]

不错

[Skl]

or 走后门，Go through the back door？

[iMaJia]

the vagina is a lot like a university:

you got to be accepted;

And much like university, easier to get in if you have a lot of money.

You like well, ' how'd that guy get in? he doesn't have any money.'
Well... he's an athlete.

now it all makes sense why it's hard for Asians to get into universities. Because all they want is black!

[Nameless]

更胜原创。赞

now it all makes sense why it's hard for Asians to get into university. Because all they want is black!

[Skl]

how about this: 好女人是一所学校，渣男一辈子都不想毕业

[huangchong]

how about this: 好女人是一所学校，渣男一辈子都不想毕业

渣男三天两头转学

[huangchong]

渣男三天两头转学

转穴

[wyseman]

你们这群黄人

[Skl]

渣男三天两头转学

那是学霸喜欢转，学渣就赖上了吧

[YWY]

那是学霸喜欢转，学渣就赖上了吧

渣男喜欢野鸡大学！

[YouHi]

转穴

明星都喜欢走穴。

[huangchong]

明星都喜欢走穴。

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